Elliot Page, not to be confused with a certain similar-sounding yet inexplicably absent page 42 from this very Guide (we've been meaning to look into that), is an Earthling of remarkable talent and even more remarkable courage. Best known for skillfully pretending to be other people in moving picture shows, called 'movies', and frequently convincing other Earthlings to give them awards for such deception. One might not think being an actor is a particularly noteworthy occupation, especially when compared to the intergalactic escapades of Zaphod Beeblebrox, but Mr. Page manages it with a unique flair that almost elevates the profession to something an intelligent shade of the color blue might find mildly interesting. After a chrysalis-like transformation, emanating confidence and authenticity, Elliot Page has become an inspiration for human beings who feel their external appearances do not match their internal understanding of self, giving hope to those who haven't quite figured out which version of themselves they left in the closet.
While one could theoretically hop on the next Vogan Constructor Fleet to Earth to catch a glimpse of Elliot, it's generally not advised. Earth is a mostly harmless, yet somewhat confused planet still grappling with the concept that personal identity is not a fixed menu but a buffet.
You can often find Elliot Page on screens of various sizes, nestled between quantum advertisements and reruns of 'Hospital Time' – a show about human doctors that still use knives and needles instead of proper nano-reconstructors.
Avoid mentioning 'Inception' to Mr. Page unless you're prepared to discuss whether you're currently in a dream within a dream within a dream. It gets quite tedious after the third layer, and you may never find your way back to reality.
It is said that Elliot Page can recite the entire screenplay of 'Juno' backwards in Klingon whilst juggling three non-Euclidean shapes. This, however, remains unverified as all witnesses have unfortunately been trapped in a recursive time loop.
If you're inspired by Elliot Page's acting prowess, consider enrolling in the Milliways Academy of Dramatic Arts (MADA). We're currently offering a crash course in existential monologues – perfect for dinner theatre at the end of the universe!
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