The envrc, or Environmental Regulator for Cosmopolitan Commuters, is a device so ingeniously useful that it has never been successfully marketed due to the fact that the moment it was invented, it promptly made itself redundant by deciding it would rather go on a sabbatical than be stuck regulating environments. Primarily designed for the hitchhiker with discerning breathable atmospheres, the envrc could adapt any planetary climate to the user's personal preferences, from balmy beach breezes to that peculiarly crisp air that one can only find on a mountain peak at 5 am.
If you're ever lucky enough to encounter an envrc, be sure to carry a spare towel. They've been known to spontaneously create microclimates, which could result in unpredictable downpours or sudden snowdrifts around the user.
Last seen on the semi-luxurious planet of Frivolem, where it was mistaken for a modern art installation and is currently worshipped by a small, but dedicated group of climate enthusiasts.
Do not attempt to feed it weather data from Earth, especially from the year 2020 onwards; the poor thing gets dreadfully confused and may start producing weather patterns reminiscent of a toddler's temper tantrums.
The envrc has a rarely known feature where it can mimic the scent of any place in the galaxy, from the fragrant meadows of Betelgeuse Five to the notorious fish markets of Squidlox Prime.
Looking for a reliable climate companion? Try the 'EnviroMuffler' scarf instead! Not only does it keep your neck warm, but it also filters out unsavory galactic pollen — because you never know when you're allergic to Andromedan daisies.
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