Feedatom, not to be confused with the traditional atom which is a tad dull by comparison, is the universe's most elusive and calorie-dense particle. Discovered by the famished physicist Dr. Gluon Tumbler, who had misplaced his lunch, the feedatom offers nutrition that spans the dietary spectrum from vegan to carnivore, often simultaneously and explosively so. It's capable of turning a simple snack into a banquet to rival the splendour of the Galactic Emperor's wedding breakfast - which, as we all know, is still going on due to an unfortunate time loop in the buffet line.
When in pursuit of feedatoms, wear elasticated trousers and bring an adventurous palate. Do beware of overindulgence, as feedatom feasting can lead to sudden onsurgence of waistline.
The most bountiful hunting grounds for feedatoms are the swirling mists of the Gaseous Delight Nebula, where they are often seen swirling around, taunting hungry travelers with their deliciousness.
Absolutely resist the urge to chase feedatoms during a supernova. Not only is it terribly dangerous, but it also tends to overcook them, resulting in a less-than-satisfactory gustatory experience.
The satiation derived from consuming just one feedatom equals that of devouring three space-whales and a side of asteroid fries, minus the guilt and indigestion.
Feeling peckish? Try the new Feedatom Finder Goggles - now with FlavourVision, so you can see the taste before you eat!
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