Floppers, not to be confused with the Earth aquatic footwear known as flip-flops, are in fact one of the most confounding and yet underappreciated species in the known cosmos. They are small, squishy, and possess the uncanny ability to look perpetually surprised, a trait that has baffled evolutionary biologists and sitcom writers alike. Floppers communicate using a series of flops, which is rather like interpretative dance but without the existential dread and spandex. Their diet consists mainly of quantum strings, making them the only known creatures that can literally eat theoretical constructs.
If you find yourself in the vicinity of a flock of floppers, it is considered good manners to flop at least once in greeting. Failing to do so may result in social ostracism or, worst case, an earnest discussion about the meaning of life.
Floppers are indigenous to the gelatinous swamps of Squish Prime, a planet where the ground feels like stepping on a universe-sized custard tart, minus the delightful taste.
Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to use a flopper as a bath mat. This is both rude and impractical, as floppers are known to dissolve into existential angst when they get too soggy.
Floppers have the remarkable ability to reshape reality within a three-foot radius, a talent they typically use to make their surroundings slightly more comfortable – think perfectly fluffed pillows but for the fabric of space-time.
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