Sloti, the universe's answer to the question nobody asked. A creature so inconspicuously inconsequential, it can go unnoticed for millennia in a crowd of two. Its primary characteristic is its sheer lack of characteristics. A Sloti is neither tall nor short, neither dark nor light, and neither particularly interesting nor utterly dull. They are the middle ground of intergalactic fauna, so average that they've won awards for their mediocrity. The one thing that sets them apart is their remarkable ability to blend in with furniture. Many a weary hitchhiker has mistaken a Sloti for a comfortable chair, much to the surprise (and often embarrassment) of both parties.
If you ever plan to hitch a ride on a spaceship, make sure to double-check your seat for Sloti. They are known to be quite accommodating unless you sit on them.
Sloti can be found anywhere there is a need not to stand out. They are particularly abundant in bureaucratic offices and waiting rooms across the galaxy.
Avoid making any sudden decisions around Sloti. They have a tendency to agree with anything and everything, which can lead to some very confusing conversations.
Sloti communicate through a series of subtle nods and almost imperceptible shrugs, a language so nuanced that even the Sloti themselves don't fully understand it.
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