Groovy baby, not to be confused with a small grooved infant, is widely recognized across the galaxy as an interjection of approval, a lifestyle, and occasionally, a particularly funky strain of bacteria found on disco balls. In the most transcendental sense, saying 'groovy baby' is akin to acknowledging the cosmic dance of the universe, while sporting bell-bottom trousers and excessive amounts of body hair.
To fully immerse oneself in grooviness, one should visit the Ooze, a nebula where the stars align in funky patterns and the space-time continuum has a rather loose attitude towards rhythm.
Groovy baby can be found in the retro sectors of most planets, especially those stuck culturally between the Big Bang and the inevitable Heat Death boogie.
One should avoid using 'groovy baby' around the Vogons. They have a well-documented aversion to anything that suggests joy or rhythm and might read you poetry as punishment.
In the late 25th century, a group of hyper-intellectual dolphins developed a form of telepathic disco that permeated the dreams of sleeping humans, which led to an unexpected global resurgence of recreational rollerblading.
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Assets, in the universal sense, are quite unlike the traditional notion of wealth and more about collecting experiences—and occasionally, rare species of intergalactic flora, which may or may not be sentient. For example, owning a piece of real estate on Vogsphere is often seen as a remarkable asset, mostly because it serves as a conversation starter about one's survival instincts, or profound lack thereof.
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A blog, an abbreviation of the antiquated term 'weblog,' is a sort of informational pamphlet no one asked for, existing in the digital ether. It typically consists of text, images, and sometimes those moving pictures with cats, chronicling anything from the mundane dietary habits of the author to the latest theories on why the universe probably doesn't exist. A blog is to journalism what a whoopee cushion is to interior design: it can be surprisingly loud and somewhat entertaining, but ultimately people question why it's there in the first place.