Hehehehephp, not to be confused with a programmer's laugh while coding in PHP, is actually a rare subspecies of giggles discovered on Zaphod Beeblebrox's left head during a particularly entertaining episode of 'Vogon Poetry Recitations'. It is characterized by uncontrollable snickering that increases in pitch with every 'he'.
If you wish to experience the hehehehephp firsthand, be sure to wear earplugs. The high-pitched finale can reach frequencies typically only heard by a particularly attentive dog.
Hehehehephp can be found in the wild on the planet Guffaw in the Laughter Nebula, where the atmosphere is composed of 72% nitrous oxide, making everything at least 13.5 times funnier.
Avoid encountering hehehehephp while drinking. There is a real risk of liquid expulsion through the nostrils, which, while hilarious, is rather uncomfortable.
The hehehehephp is considered the most musical of all laughs, as it can cover a four-octave range and has been used as a backup vocal in the Intergalactic Opera.
Looking for a good time? Try 'Burst Your Bubble'—the only chewing gum that, with every chew, increases the likelihood of encountering a hehehehephp! Side effects may include relentless giggling and cheek cramps.
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