Htmlphp is a little-known cosmic scripting language, primarily used by the hyper-intelligent, pan-dimensional beings to create web pages for their intergalactic social networking site, 'FaceSpaceTimeContinuum'. It is a perplexing blend of HTML and PHP, with a dash of quantum flux, allowing developers to simultaneously create and not create a webpage until observed by an end-user, thus keeping Schrodinger's cat employed in web development.
Not applicable, as htmlphp exists more as a state of mind than a location. However, if you wish to travel to a dimension where it's the go-to language, make sure your brain is updated with the latest sarcasm patches.
Htmlphp can typically be found in the dark recesses of old space station libraries, next to the 'Learn Klingon in 30 Galstandard Days' and 'Telepathic Debugging for Dummies'.
You should avoid the temptation to code exclusively in htmlphp as it may cause chronic headaches, existential crises, and in severe cases, an insatiable craving for Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters.
The creator of htmlphp, known only as 'The Code Whisperer', also invented a language that only communicates in interpretive dance, much to the frustration of his fellow developers.
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Hehehehephp, not to be confused with a programmer's laugh while coding in PHP, is actually a rare subspecies of giggles discovered on Zaphod Beeblebrox's left head during a particularly entertaining episode of 'Vogon Poetry Recitations'. It is characterized by uncontrollable snickering that increases in pitch with every 'he'.
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Krishnanagar, despite all assumptions, is not the hub for intergalactic Krishnas nor a hotspot for universal Nagar appreciation. It is, however, an endearing little locale tucked away on a planet often mistaken for an insignificant blue dot, Earth. Within this quaint settlement, one may find a curious blend of history, sweets, and an unsettling number of street cows that seem to follow your every move with a judgmental gaze. It's the kind of place where one can gaze upon centuries-old architecture, nibble on a delectable sweet, and then trip over a mythical cow all within the same breath.