The Hlexphp, pronounced 'Hlex-php', is a bewildering and paradoxically obscure creature found in the less charted regions of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy. It is usually spotted by the most astute – or the most inebriated – spacefarers, who swear that the creature can only be seen through the bottom of a glass of Janx Spirit. Hlexphps are reputed for their ability to alter reality in subtle ways that only become evident when trying to remember your own name or the reason you walked into a room.
If you wish to catch a glimpse of a Hlexphp, it is advised to approach the matter in a state of mild confusion or after engaging in a debate about the meaning of life with a Vogon – the confusion will render you just perceptive enough.
To find a Hlexphp, one must first forget they are looking for it. It is often said that Hlexphps reside at the end of a thought you can't quite remember or at the tip of your tongue when words elude you.
Avoid any attempt to capture or make sense of a Hlexphp; such endeavors are less successful than teaching poetry to a Krikkit robot. Also, avoid sober contemplation – it scares them away.
A little-known fun fact about Hlexphps is that they are the universal champions of the game 'I Spy', having remained undefeated since the dawn of time, mainly because opponents forget what they were spying in the first place.
Searching for a Hlexphp can be thirsty work. Why not quench your intergalactic thirst with a Gargle Blaster? It's the drink guaranteeing the best chance of spotting a Hlexphp – or at least not caring that you haven't.
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