The Hlyphp, pronounced with a silent 'h', a whispered 'l', and an implied 'y', is a creature of such profound unimportance that its very existence is often debated by the most bored philosophers in the galaxy. It is said that the Hlyphp spends its entire life attempting to perfect a single somersault, a feat it invariably never achieves due to its distinct lack of limbs, gravity, or indeed, any solid form.
Should you wish to observe the Hlyphp in its natural habitat, it is recommended you don't. The sheer mundanity of it all could cause irreversible ennui.
Hlyphps can be found, theoretically, in the nebulous mists of the planet Vaporia, a world where shapes are shunned and vagueness is the local currency.
Avoid offering words of encouragement to a Hlyphp. It has no ears, and your efforts will drift into the cosmos, wasted and alone, much like the Hlyphp itself.
In an astounding twist of cosmic irony, the Hlyphp is the only known being whose dreams are less interesting than its reality, consisting primarily of tax returns and watching paint dry.
If you ever find yourself on Vaporia, pop into 'The Vague Emporium' for all your indistinct souvenir needs. Nothing says 'I haven't been anywhere notable' quite like a bag of formless mist!
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