The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation, a company whose customers are almost as happy as its products, famously boasts a motto that has baffled philosophers, linguists, and malfunctioning androids alike: 'Share and Enjoy.' This cheery little phrase is the company's linguistic attempt at making the universe a shinier, if not quite better place. It is said to be inscribed in large, friendly letters on the company headquarters, right before it collapsed into a sinkhole, which was deemed an almost perfect metaphor for the company's knack for disastrous outcomes. The motto perfectly encapsulates the corporation's approach to engineering - creating gadgets that are, in theory, supposed to enrich the lives of their users, but in practice, tend to lead more often to enriched repair bills.
If you find yourself in the vicinity of any Sirius Cybernetics Corporation products, remember to smile. It confuses them.
The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation headquarters, now a subterranean marvel, can be found where it always stood: on the slightly more depressed gravitational fields of Sirius Tau. However, the motto is now more commonly found on the help pages of instruction manuals, usually buried under a heap of troubleshooting FAQs.
Avoid standing directly under the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation headquarters (or where it used to be). Also, approach any of their products, especially doors with Genuine People Personalities, with extreme caution—or even better, not at all.
The original 'Share and Enjoy' jingle was composed by a choir of robots who subsequently succumbed to existential dread upon realizing they had created an art form incomprehensible to their positronic brains.
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