how do i time travel

Time travel, the cherished dream of every historian with a deadline or a partygoer who just remembered they left the oven on a week last Tuesday. It's the simple act of hopping between different points in the fourth dimension as if it were as easy as changing lanes on the intergalactic superhighway (mind the potholes). To the layperson, time travel is about as comprehensible as a game of Brockian Ultra-Cricket - which is to say, not at all. But fear not, your trusty Guide is here to untangle the temporal spaghetti that is time travel. Theoretically, all you need is a robust understanding of quantum mechanics, a dash of general relativity, a ship that goes faster than light (don't ask about the speed limit), and a reservation at Milliways, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, for that full, time-travel dining experience.

Travel Advice

Avoid paradoxes at all costs. They tend to cause headaches, universe implosions, or worse, lengthy discussions with physicists at parties.

Where to Find

The best place to find time travel is in the lost and found section of the Universe, commonly found at the back of the Cosmic Sofa, right next to the odd socks dimension. Alternatively, look for a slightly wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey ball of stuff.

What to Avoid

Steer clear of any historical events involving apples falling on people's heads, or any scenario where you may become your own ancestor. The paperwork alone is a nightmare.

Fun Fact

A lesser-known fact about time travel is that it was discovered accidentally by a time-locked chronometrist who was simply trying to invent a new flavour of Thursday.