The Indexatom, a subatomic particle so elusive that most beings doubt its existence, primarily because it was discovered by Professor Vroomfondel during a particularly dull party he wasn't even invited to. In an attempt to escape a conversation about sentient napkin folding techniques, he stumbled upon the Indexatom, which is responsible for keeping all the other particles in the universe neatly indexed, much like a librarian with an obsessive-compulsive disorder, but much smaller and less prone to shushing people.
Should you wish to observe the Indexatom in its natural habitat, be prepared for a journey into the depths of quantum uncertainty. Pack a lunch, because it might take anywhere from a nanosecond to the entire lifespan of a slightly overachieving mayfly.
Indexatoms can generally be found wherever there's a need for cosmic organization, such as the filing cabinets of the Transdimensional Bureau of Bureaucracy, located just left of reality (you'll need to take the metaphysical exit at the roundabout).
Avoid using magnets, sticky tape, or overly aggressive thoughts when in the vicinity of Indexatoms. Upsetting them can lead to a severe case of existential misplacement, which is every bit as unpleasant as it sounds.
Fun fact: Indexatoms are the reason why socks always go missing from the laundry. They're categorizing your wardrobe for an interstellar fashion show that humans have never been invited to.
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