INFO, short for Infuriatingly Nebulous Foundation of Omniscience, is the universal equivalent of the friend who always seems to know slightly more than is necessary about any given subject, without actually providing any useful guidance. In the galactic community, INFO is both revered and feared, as it has the uncanny ability to pop up uninvited with tidbits of data which often lead to either a Nobel Prize or an existential crisis, depending on the recipient's mood.
When seeking INFO, bring a large sack of salt. Not for nutritional purposes, of course, but because you'll need to take everything you hear with a hefty pinch of it.
INFO can be found in the depths of the Sub-Vocalization Chambers of the Great Library of Narrativium, located somewhere between the lesser-known moons of Factual Discrepancy and Tenuous Link.
Do avoid asking INFO about the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. You're liable to get an answer that is, at best, metaphorical, and at worst, will involve you in an unwanted time-share scheme on a planet with questionable weather patterns.
A little known fact about INFO is that it has a pet, a small, fuzzy creature known as Factoid, which feeds exclusively on half-truths and exaggerated statistics.
If you find yourself overwhelmed by the sheer volume of unverified data, why not invest in the patented Babel Fish Filter? It's like a sieve, but for sorting the intergalactic informational chaff from the cosmic wheat.
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