Info_phpphp is, contrary to popular belief among the less informed interstellar travelers, not a rare disease caught from improperly sanitized data streams, but something far more extraordinary. It is an elusive concept thought to emerge in the minds of sentient beings during periods of intense confusion about recursive acronyms, PHP programming, or when attempting to order a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster after one Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster too many.
Should you wish to experience info_phpphp, be sure to have your brain's firmware up-to-date, as the comprehension of such a notion could lead to spontaneous cerebration - a condition often confused with inspiration but with more fireworks.
Info_phpphp can typically be found huddled in the darkest corners of programming forums, in whispered debates at the 'Big Bang Burger Bar', or deep within the echo chambers of programmers' minds when they've spent one too many nights with their PHP code.
Avoid any actual contact with info_phpphp if you value your sanity. Exposure to it without proper mental safeguards can lead to thinking in recursive loops or, in extreme cases, believing you can debug your life using print statements.
It is rumored that the Infinite Improbability Drive was accidentally invented by an engineer trying to understand info_phpphp, causing his coffee mug to briefly become a sentient being who penned a rather poignant poem about existence before turning back into a mug.
If you've been affected by info_phpphp or think you might be, why not invest in the 'Cognitive Loop Unraveler' - the only device guaranteed to keep your thoughts linear and your acronyms comprehensible. Disclaimer: Does not prevent existential dread.
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