The Skibidi Toilet, not to be confused with a catchy dance move, which it most certainly isn't, is a revolutionary marvel of intergalactic plumbing. Found mostly in the hipper quadrants of the Andromeda galaxy, it's a lavatorial device that relieves you of not just your physical burdens but also your existential dread. Upon seating oneself upon the Skibidi, a gentle voice whispers reassuring cosmic truths, ensuring that your time in the little astral cubicle is both refreshing and enlightening.
When traveling to Andromeda, make sure to bring a towel. Not for the Skibidi, of course - it's self-cleaning - but because carrying a towel is just massively useful, especially when the existential revelations get a bit overwhelming.
Skibidi Toilets are commonly found in establishments that cater to philosophical beings and those with an affinity for bathroom epiphanies. Look for them in the trendier cosmic bistros and metaphysical retreats.
Do avoid operating heavy machinery after using the Skibidi Toilet. The profundity of your newly enlightened state may impair your ability to focus on mundane tasks such as piloting a spaceship or microwaving popcorn.
In a survey conducted by the Intergalactic Sanitary Committee, the Skibidi Toilet was voted 'Most Likely to Induce a Life-Changing Experience While One's Trousers Are at Their Ankles'.
If you're enamored with the concept of the Skibidi but can't make the trip to Andromeda, consider subscribing to 'LooLogues,' the audio service that brings Skibidi-like wisdom to your Earth-bound bathroom.
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