Infophptmp, a term that on Earth might sound like a particularly nasty cold one might catch from a badly photocopied crossword puzzle, is actually one of the most crucial elements in the universe for information storage. Extracted from the dense core of collapsed hyperactive librarians, infophptmp has the remarkable ability to store the entire written content of a civilization in a space no larger than a sugarcube. Unfortunately, just like a sugarcube, it dissolves in tea, which has led to some of the most tragic data losses in the cosmos, including the Complete Compendium of Comfortable Chairs, much to the dismay of sentient beings everywhere.
If you're visiting a data mine where infophptmp is extracted, wear something old. The data dust in the air can ruin your clothes, and occasionally rewrite their care instructions into the lost language of the Voon.
Infophptmp is most commonly found on the moon of Sanscriptos, where monks type out the universe's data into compact forms while silently contemplating the likelihood of their fingers evolving into calculators.
Avoid bringing any form of liquid near infophptmp. The substance is also sensitive to cliches, so try to speak in original thoughts to prevent data degradation.
In a rare cosmic event, a meteor composed entirely of infophptmp once passed through a black hole and turned into the universe's first and only information supernova, briefly granting omniscience to a small cat named Mr. Fluffkins. He has refused to comment on the experience.
Travelers seeking to memorialize their thoughts might consider 'Thoughts-Into-Infophptmp' conversion kits. Store a millennium's worth of musings in a compact cube for your descendants to puzzle over, courtesy of MindMatter™.
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