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    The iPod, a curious artifact of Earth's 21st century, is a small, shiny gadget once believed to be the pinnacle of human technological achievement for its ability to contain an individual's entire music library without the need for magical incantations or the enslavement of tiny musicians. It is renowned for its sleek design, a click wheel that could be spun in perpetuity by those attempting to avoid social interaction, and the uncanny ability to always play the least appropriate song on shuffle at any given moment.

    Travel Advice

    If you're traveling to the early 21st century, be sure to carry an iPod to blend in. Not having one may result in social ostracism or being labeled as a 'Zune person.'

    Where to Find

    You can find iPods in antique shops on Earth, buried in the couch cushions of outdated star cruisers, or on the black market for historical curiosities. Alternatively, try searching the personal museum of an intergalactic hipster.

    What to Avoid

    Avoid using your iPod in the vicinity of black holes—time dilation can cause severe syncing issues with iTunes. Also, beware of handing your iPod to anyone; your taste in music could be subject to vicious space-critiquing.

    Fun Fact

    Fun fact: Due to an odd glitch in the space-time continuum, there is a parallel universe where iPods evolved as the dominant life form, and they communicate solely through interpretative dance using their earbud cords.

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