J.R. "Bob" Dobbs - the enigmatic figurehead of the Church of the SubGenius, a religious movement with the primary aim of promoting slack, which should not be confused with the Earthly concept of laziness, but rather a sublime state of inner peace and the ultimate spiritual napping. His visage, often depicted with a reassuringly confident smile and a pipe that could out-chuff the most persnickety steam locomotive, serves as a beacon of non-conformity and a reminder that perhaps we all take life a smidge too seriously. 'Bob' preaches the delight in the ordinary and the pursuit of the whimsically mundane as the highest form of enlightenment, and frankly, has a better looking chin than most deities out there.
If you wish to find 'Bob' or at least his ethos, simply do something entirely unproductive and unusually satisfying - like alphabetizing your collection of pet rocks.
Dobbs is notoriously elusive, like a bar of soap in a bathtub. However, rumors suggest he can be found in the heart of the Bermuda Triangle, giving navigation advice to lost sailors and confused dolphins.
Avoid taking 'Bob' too seriously, or not seriously enough, a conundrum that has kept philosophers and tax collectors puzzled for decades.
It's said that 'Bob' once managed to sell a refrigerator to a group of Eskimos, not through coercion, but by convincing them it was modern art.
Feeling bereft of slack? Try 'Bob's Own Slack-Generating Tea': one sip, and you'll care less about everything, guaranteed!
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