King Princess, contrary to popular belief, is not the sovereign ruler of a distant planetary system, nor is she the latest chess piece in a galactic-sized game of chess. King Princess is, in fact, a terran musical sensation whose beats are known to vibrate through the cosmos, causing sporadic bouts of involuntary hip gyrations in several species across the Milky Way. Noted for her penchant for electric melodies and poignant lyrics, she straddles the divide between retro-kitsch and futuristic grandeur with the ease of a Betelgeusian flatworm navigating a two-dimensional plane.
Should you wish to bask in the acoustic glory of King Princess, be sure to check your local space-time continuum for any upcoming inter-dimensional tours.
King Princess can often be found headlining concerts on planets with a breathable atmosphere and a sufficiently sassy populace. On quieter days, she might be spotted rehearsing on one of the moons of Jazzapus, the most musically inclined gas giant in the Ziggarat cluster.
Avoid any bootleg holograms of King Princess. Not only does their quality oscillate more than a Queldonian mood swing, but they have been known to induce existential dread upon realizing that one is dancing to a mere facsimile of splendor.
It's rumored that King Princess's vocal range contains a secret frequency that can unlock ancient ruins on the planet Lyricon IV. Archeologists and fans alike have been trying to hit the note, but most just end up hitting the floor.
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