Looking at infinity is much like trying to comprehend the instructions on a packet of instant pudding - it's meant to be simple, but before you know it, you're wondering about the nature of existence and why 'just add water' never quite works out. Infinity is that thing you're always chasing but will quite certainly never catch, like a particularly slippery eel covered in cosmic-grade lubricant. It's not just a number, it's a holiday destination for the mind, replete with the kind of sights that make seasoned philosophers weep and mathematicians giddy.
When attempting to look at infinity, always bring a buddy. It's easy to get lost in the eternal vastness and find yourself popping up in places where time runs backwards or where Thursdays are illegal.
The best place to view infinity is from the comfort of your own imagination, but if that's been repossessed, you can always hitch a ride to the End of the Universe and stare out of the 'All You Can Eat' buffet's window.
Avoid looking at infinity directly. It's rude, and infinity is known to sometimes stare back, which can cause awkwardness. Also, avoid taking selfies with infinity; the scale tends to make noses look big.
Infinity has a twin brother named Eternity, but they don't talk much since the Big Bang because Eternity insists he's 'just a concept' and Infinity can't get over the fact that they'd never be able to share a proper birthday party.
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