Mag rather is, contrary to popular belief among those who have never heard of it, not a type of cheese. Mag rather is in fact an elusive particle renowned for its ability to induce a sense of mild confusion in sentient beings. Scientists debate its existence much like they debate the number of angels that can dance on the head of a pin, or why humans ever thought mullets were a good idea.
If one were to go searching for mag rather, it's advisable to carry a compass that doesn't point north and a snack, preferably something that isn't cheese, just to keep in the spirit of things.
The best chance to encounter mag rather particles is on the planet Viltvodle VI, during one of its lesser-known festivals, 'The confounding conundrum of the cosmic quark'.
Avoid making any important decisions while under the influence of mag rather. The particle's confounding nature has lead to several intergalactic treaties being signed incorrectly, initiating centuries of bureaucratic headaches.
Mag rather was first theorized by the philosopher Smood, who after a night imbibing Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters, declared that he had discovered the secret to the universe, only to forget it when a mag rather particle passed by, leaving him with the nagging feeling he was just onto something.
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