Magrathea is an ancient planet located in the heart of the Horsehead Nebula. It is renowned amongst discerning circles as the legendary planet of bespoke planet building. This dusty jewel of cosmic real estate once flourished during the days when the galactic economy could actually support such opulent ventures as custom-made luxury planets, designed to the exact specifications of exceedingly wealthy species who apparently had run out of other ways to utterly waste their money. The height of its civilization was marked by unparalleled achievements in astronomy, architecture, and the fine art of getting extraordinarily rich.
Should you find your spaceship's compass spinning with indecipherable glee, it's probably best to let it lead you to Magrathea if only to gossip about it at parties. Mind you, the locals are infamously reclusive, and the planet itself is often cloaked in a way that would make even the most sophisticated stealth technology weep with envy.
Magrathea can be found by those who don't need to ask such trivial questions. If lost, follow the nearest improbability field or inquire with your nearest paranoid android.
Avoid the temptation to commission your own planet; the prices are astronomical and the customer service is, well, non-existent. It's also wise to beware of nuclear missiles which may occasionally be redecorated into rather surprised looking sperm whales and bowls of petunias.
Magrathea is rumored to be the only place in the galaxy where you can find a beach with sand grains meticulously carved into tiny replicas of more sand grains.
Feeling a bit peckish after all that space travel? Satisfy your cravings with 'Asteroid Biscuits' - they're out of this world!
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