The phrase 'Nice to meet you' is, contrary to popular belief, not just a polite expression exchanged during first encounters. In the vast and often confusing social cosmos, it serves as a crucial social lubricant and a verbal handshake across cultures and species. The phrase has been known to cause a surprising amount of relief in awkward situations, which is vital in a universe where one can easily offend an alien by mistakenly using their tentacle as a coat stand. The most experienced intergalactic travelers have mastered various inflections of this phrase to mean anything from 'I acknowledge your presence' to 'Please don't eat me, I'm not as tasty as I look'.
Always have a 'Nice to meet you' primed and ready, particularly in the Gamma Quadrant, where misunderstandings are punishable by being turned into abstract art.
Anywhere social interactions occur, including (but not limited to) interstellar conferences, celestial dive bars, and the occasional black hole coffee shop meet-up.
Overusing this phrase or pairing it with a limp handshake, as this may be interpreted as a sign of weakness, or even worse, an invitation to a duel in some cultures.
The phrase 'Nice to meet you' actually originated from a miscommunication between two Andromedan traders, one of whom thought it meant 'Your spaceship is leaking' and the other 'I have misplaced my trousers'. The resulting confusion was so delightful that it became a standard greeting.
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