Nick Twisp & Francois Dillinger, the almost inseparable duo, are the epitome of teenage rebellion and dual identity crises forged in the furnace of adolescent angst. Legend has it that Nick Twisp, a character of remarkable unremarkability, stumbled upon a cunning alter ego, Francois Dillinger - a suave, moustache-toting delinquent with the moral compass of a cat chasing a laser pointer. Together, they navigate the treacherous waters of young love, social upheaval, and the occasional unintentional arson.
If you ever chance upon these characters, be sure to maintain a safe distance. Their influence can cause sudden urges to quote obscure Russian literature and, in severe cases, don a fake moustache.
Should you wish to seek out the adventures of Nick & Francois, you'd find them lurking within the dusty pages of partially forgotten teenage diaries or within the celluloid frames of indie films, where the lighting is dim and everyone looks unnecessarily contemplative.
Avoid eye contact with Francois Dillinger; his gaze has been known to inspire impromptu road trips in vehicles of questionable legality. As for Nick, avoid lending him anything; you'll never get it back in its original existential state.
Francois Dillinger once convinced a town that they were pronouncing 'quiche' incorrectly, which led to a decade-long culinary mispronunciation and a very confused tourism industry.
Looking to tap into your inner rogue without the ensuing chaos? Try 'Dillinger's Delightful Disguises' - for when you need to be bad, but not too bad.
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