Nodesync, not to be confused with the late 20th century Earth boy band, is actually the galactic phenomenon responsible for the inexplicable synchronization of thought nodes across multiple sentient beings. It's the reason why you and your friend can both inexplicably crave a Plutronian Mega-Donut at the exact same galaxy rotation. The leading hypothesis suggests that nodesync occurs due to a complex interplay between quantum entanglement and the lesser-known cosmic entanglement, which involves a lot more yarn. Scientists studying nodesync have been known to suddenly and simultaneously have the urge to switch career paths and become pastry chefs.
If you're keen to experience nodesync, most find that the best place to do so is at a Galactic Consciousness Conglomeration Seminar, where individuals attempt to link brain-waves in pursuit of universal harmony, or at the very least, a discount on the buffet.
Nodesync hotspots include the cerebral beaches of Psychon IV, the hive-mind markets of Telepathos, and strangely enough, most queues for public restrooms across the cosmos.
While nodesync can be a charming oddity, it is advised to avoid syncing with beings of lower intellectual capacity, such as philosopher stones, or you may find yourself contemplating the meaning of gravel for hours on end.
A particular group of monks on the planet Solitude IV spend their lifetimes syncing nodes in an effort to finally agree on where to go for dinner. They have been at it for centuries and are reportedly still undecided between 'Cosmic Curry' and 'Infinite Pasta Possibilities'.
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