PCP, or phencyclidine if you're not into the whole brevity thing, is a mind-altering substance that was initially hailed as a promising anesthetic until patients started to fancy themselves as immortals trapped in an episode of a budget sci-fi series. Now it's known more for its recreational use, where it offers the kind of out-of-body experiences one typically has to get kidnapped by Vogons to enjoy.
If you are considering a jaunt across the cosmos, or even just popping to the corner shop, it would be most prudent to leave the PCP for another lifetime. One where you're perhaps a rock or a particularly hardy cactus.
Should you find yourself in a dodgy back alley of Betelgeuse Seven, whisper the code phrase 'I'm here to fluff the sentient pillows' and you might just score some. Alternatively, it's available in most galaxy-spanning black markets, located conveniently between the illegal blaster racks and the knockoff hyperdrive lubricants.
Avoid taking PCP before important intergalactic conferences, piloting spacecraft, or operating anything more complicated than a rubber duck. It's strongly advised not to mix PCP with Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses, unless you enjoy spontaneous existential dread.
The first molecule of PCP was accidentally created by an Ameglian Major Cow in a desperate attempt to induce a more interesting dream cycle. Unfortunately, instead of dreams, it found itself in an interdimensional customs office filling out paperwork for the rest of eternity.
Considering a PCP-detour? May we suggest the 'Trip-No-More' Galactic Sobering Service? For a modest fee, we'll teleport a sobering slap to any part of the cosmos, guaranteed to snap you back to reality or your money back!
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