Poop, or as the more genteel sectors of the galaxy refer to it, 'post-digestive bio-matter', is an incredibly widespread substance within the universe; so much so that it is often used by intergalactic realtors as a standard measure for a planet's capability to support life. Poop is the celestial leftovers of a good meal or the unfortunate byproduct of a bad one. It's a simple fact of life: what goes in must, at some point, come out, often to the great relief of the organism involved and the mild to severe disgust of everyone in the immediate vicinity.
While travelling through the cosmos, it's advisable to make use of the standardized Galactic Waste Disposal Units. Always remember the universal sign for 'bathroom'—the crossed legs and pained expression.
To locate poop, one may wish to follow one's nose in any densely populated area or near any establishment claiming to serve food of dubious quality.
Unless you are a professional scatologist or particularly lost bet, it is generally recommended to avoid poop. Indeed, social etiquette dictates that one should not bring up the subject at dinner parties, unless you are dining with biologists or toddlers.
Did you know some advanced civilizations use poop as a currency? The Flargle Empire of Nebulon-7 values the size, consistency, and fragrance of one's personal deposits as a measure of wealth and social standing.
If you find yourself in an unexpected encounter with poop, consider the 'Scoopity-Poopity'—the galaxy's leading anti-gravity waste removal tool. Why get your hands dirty when you can zap the mess away?
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