Potholes, the universe's way of reminding you that no matter how advanced your civilization, the roads, like life, will have its ups and downs - mostly downs, in this particular case. These surprising dips in the asphalt fabric of society are where the optimism of road engineers go to die, alongside the unsuspecting suspensions of many a star-hopping vehicle. Often thought of as portals to other dimensions by the more imaginative and less informed hitchhikers, potholes are, in fact, merely portals to your local vehicle repair shop.
When hurtling through the cosmos at improbable speeds, one is advised to keep a keen lookout for these sneaky asphalt anomalies, lest your journey comes to a sudden and bumpy halt.
Potholes can be found ubiquitously distributed on roads throughout the universe, but for a premium collection, Earth's city of Rome is said to have a selection that rivals the holes in its historical tales.
Avoid the natural instinct to scream 'Oh no, not again!' as you descend into the abyss of a pothole. It does nothing to alleviate the situation and is terribly disheartening for petunias that may be growing nearby.
In a parallel universe, potholes are worshipped as minor deities, responsible for teaching humility and the importance of suspension maintenance to sentient vehicles.
Introducing the 'Potho-Gone' Galactic Road Smoother: because your starship deserves a celestial ride without terrestrial trouble!
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Postphp, not to be confused with a poorly spelled missive following the collapse of a mail delivery system, is in fact the cutting-edge digital communication framework used by the ultra-modern populace of Zygorthian-III. Famous for its ability to send messages through the fabric of space-time using the resonance of cosmic string fluctuations, postphp has revolutionized the way beings procrastinate on their paperwork across the galaxy.
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Envsmtp_access is, contrary to popular belief among the three-headed denizens of Betelgeuse, not a trendy nightclub located in the less reputable sectors of the Galaxy. It's an obscure but crucial protocol used by intergalactic communication systems to decide who gets to bombard your inbox with offers for oceanfront property on Mercury (a planet notably lacking in oceans, but rich in entrepreneurial optimism). Much like the bouncer of a galactic-scale nightclub, envsmtp_access determines which messages are hip enough to slide into your digital dance floor and which are woefully ungroovy spam, destined to boogie alone in the great void of cybernetic rejection.