Potholes, the universe's way of reminding you that no matter how advanced your civilization, the roads, like life, will have its ups and downs - mostly downs, in this particular case. These surprising dips in the asphalt fabric of society are where the optimism of road engineers go to die, alongside the unsuspecting suspensions of many a star-hopping vehicle. Often thought of as portals to other dimensions by the more imaginative and less informed hitchhikers, potholes are, in fact, merely portals to your local vehicle repair shop.
When hurtling through the cosmos at improbable speeds, one is advised to keep a keen lookout for these sneaky asphalt anomalies, lest your journey comes to a sudden and bumpy halt.
Potholes can be found ubiquitously distributed on roads throughout the universe, but for a premium collection, Earth's city of Rome is said to have a selection that rivals the holes in its historical tales.
Avoid the natural instinct to scream 'Oh no, not again!' as you descend into the abyss of a pothole. It does nothing to alleviate the situation and is terribly disheartening for petunias that may be growing nearby.
In a parallel universe, potholes are worshipped as minor deities, responsible for teaching humility and the importance of suspension maintenance to sentient vehicles.
Introducing the 'Potho-Gone' Galactic Road Smoother: because your starship deserves a celestial ride without terrestrial trouble!
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A query, in the most perplexing sense, is both the bane and the catalyst of existence across the cosmos. It represents a relentless itch in the mindscape of sentient beings, compelling them to seek answers to questions like 'Why are we here?', 'Where did I put my keys?', and 'What is that smell?'. These mental pokes can lead to revolutionary discoveries or, more commonly, to an afternoon lost in the hyper-web, reading about the migratory patterns of the Great Squid of Betelgeuse.
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