Ramona Flowers: not your typical galactic flora, nor a damsel in distress in a quirky space opera - though she could certainly inspire one with her ever-changing hair color and enigmatic allure. A rare specimen often mistaken for a mythic presence due to her elusive nature, Ramona tends to flit across dimensions with the ease of a Vogan bureaucrat denying a permit application. She's often associated with the peculiar phenomenon of young adult heartache, creating a confusion so profound that it's been known to cause spontaneous poetry recitation among the lovestruck.
If you're aiming to catch a glimpse of Ramona Flowers in her natural habitat, you might require a Subspace Suitcase or at the very least, a guide well-versed in the perplexities of interdimensional dating etiquette.
Ramona can usually be found traipsing through the chaotic corridors of subspace or sipping tea at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, blending in with the other impossibly stylish non-entities.
Avoid bringing up exes at all costs! It's considered rude, and if you're not careful, you might trigger a subspace rift or a battle with her seven evil exes - an event that carries a danger rating of 'Why are you even considering this?'.
It is rumored that Ramona's peculiar hair color changes are caused by her mood, and each hue correlates to a different flavor of cosmic ice cream - a delicacy that is illegal in seventeen galaxies for its addictive properties.
Trying to impress someone who changes as often as a chameleon on a rainbow? Try Zaphod's Eau de Paradox, the perfume that smells different to every nose - guaranteed to intrigue even the most capricious of beings.
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