RSS_FullXML, not to be confused with a breakfast cereal for androids (that's RUSTflakes), is the latest in a long line of data distribution methods used predominantly by online news outlets, bloggers, and more recently, psychic intergalactic squids. It is a form of web feed that allows users and software to access updates to websites in a standardized, computer-readable format, thereby enabling all six senses, including that vague feeling of having forgotten something important.
No need for interstellar travel; simply surf the cosmic waves of the internet. Be sure to bring your digital surfboard (also known as a web browser).
RSS_FullXML can generally be found in the wild, untamed corners of the World Wide Web, often signaled by an orange icon that looks suspiciously like a broadcast tower or a duck footprint, depending on your level of imagination. Alternatively, seek out the lair of the aforementioned psychic squids; they're hoarders of these things.
Beware of older, grumpier feeds that haven't been updated since the last galactic eclipse. Steer clear of spammy feeds that offer you bridges for sale on planets you've never heard of.
Fun Fact: The 'Full' in RSS_FullXML actually stands for 'Fully Unnecessary Load of Laughs' because everyone knows reading the news is far more enjoyable when interspersed with random jokes.
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