In the grandiose and often confusing lexicon of the Universe, 'sa' is by no means the most interesting, thought-provoking, or even the most pronounceable term one would come across. However, it does hold a special place in interstellar communication, often being the first syllable uttered by a life form when attempting to pass off as a sophisticated being capable of high thought and afternoon teas. Its origins are as mysterious as its meaning, which ranges from an informal greeting in the lower rings of Saturn to a declaration of intent to duel on the more belligerent asteroids of the Kerplop system.
Should you encounter 'sa' whilst hitchhiking your way through the cosmos, do approach with caution and a thesaurus.
'Sa' can be found in the lexicons of a multitude of cultures, especially those where brevity is appreciated over clarity, which, coincidentally, is almost nowhere.
Avoid using 'sa' in the Shoob district of Betelgeuse Seven; there it's considered a grave insult to one's hovercraft piloting skills.
It is a little-known fact that 'sa' was once used as a currency on the planet Vogsphere, before the Vogons realized that it was terribly impractical to trade with syllables and decided to write poetry instead.
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