Saddors, commonly mistaken for a misspelling of a common human emotion, is in fact one of the universe's most inexplicably dull planets. Its surface is entirely covered in a substance that is neither solid, liquid, nor gas but manages to inherit only the least convenient properties of each. The local sentient species, the Sadsacks, spend their lives filling out forms in triplicate and listening to hold music without ever reaching a representative.
Travel to Saddors is only recommended for those wishing to catch up on sleep or as a punishment for losing a bet. Do bring a good book—or better yet, several.
Saddors is located in the Grievously Boring Sector of the galaxy, a place where even the space-time continuum has been known to nod off.
Avoid making any binding agreements on Saddors; their legal system is so pedantic that an entire sub-economy has evolved based on trading legal loopholes.
The planet's national anthem has such a soporific effect that it is used by the Sadsacks as a general anesthetic.
Feeling too excited? Visit Saddors! (And while you're there, why not indulge in the local cuisine? Guaranteed to be flavor-free or your money somnolently refunded.)
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