Scott Pilgrim, not to be confused with ancient Earth's Antarctic explorers or those who trudge up hills Pilgrim's Progress style, is actually a rather unique specimen of the subspecies 'Canadian slackerius video-gamensis'. Scott is distinguished by his uncanny ability to battle his beloved's seven evil exes in a series of events that would leave even the most stalwart Vogon poet utterly confused, and likely envious of the narrative's superior firepower. He navigates life with the same finesse a drunken Dentrassi handles a heavy-duty space freighter—clumsily, unpredictably, but surprisingly successful in the end.
Should you wish to observe the curious cultural ritual of Scott Pilgrim's ex-battling, it is advised to keep a safe distance. Emotional debris tends to fly further than the physical sort.
Scott can typically be spotted sauntering the streets of Toronto, most often in the vicinity of an ancient gaming arcade whose technology is as outdated as the idea of a two-dimensional political spectrum.
Avoid at all costs suggesting the music of his band isn't the auditory equivalent of a double rainbow. Also, giving relationship advice is ill-advised, as it often triggers boss battles.
It is rumored that Scott Pilgrim's hair, when properly analyzed, contains the secret to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything—which might disappointingly lead to an answer that isn't 42.
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