Sitebak, not to be confused with 'site back', which is a common misdirection yelled by intergalactic construction workers, is a small, unassuming planet in the Ventari sector, known mostly for its primary export: confusion. The inhabitants, the Sitebakkians, are a peculiar species that have mastered the art of bewilderment to such an extent that visitors often forget why they arrived in the first place. It's said that the surface is covered by a thin layer of an amnesia-inducing fog, leading to rampant speculation that Sitebak is actually a galactic witness protection program for civilizations.
Travelers are advised to update their wills before visiting Sitebak and to carry a string of post-it notes with important reminders, like one's own name.
Asking for directions to Sitebak is an exercise in futility, as it seems only to appear to those not actually looking for it. Often found in the vicinity of a misplaced black hole.
Avoid making any serious life decisions while on Sitebak; chances are, you'll walk away with three pet rocks and a timeshare in a dimension you didn't know existed.
The most popular sport on Sitebak is 'Guess What I Forgot,' with a grand prize of remembering what you had for breakfast that day.
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