Stuff, by its very nature, is the most essential and utterly ubiquitous substance in the universe. It surrounds us; it is what our socks are made of, and it's often found hiding under cushions. Stuff is particularly renowned for its uncanny ability to accumulate in the least expected places, like the back of one's galactic sofa or within the bureaucratic paperwork of Vogon construction fleets.
When traversing the cosmos, always carry a small bag of stuff. You'll never know when you'll need to stuff something into something else.
Stuff can be found absolutely, positively everywhere. Save the places where it can't be, such as the Great Void of Stufflessness which, as legend has it, is stuff-free.
Do avoid talking about 'stuff' in high-class intergalactic society; it's considered terribly gauche. Also, avoid allowing stuff to collect near the Infinite Improbability Drive; the results can be... well, improbable.
The Big Bang was originally called The Big Stuff, but cosmologists changed the name for fear it didn't convey the proper gravitas—or the proper bang, for that matter.
Feeling overburdened by stuff? Try the new Stuff-B-Gone™ (now with quantum decluttering!). It vanishes your stuff into a parallel universe, presumably becoming someone else's problem.
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The xl2023php is an elusive computational beast that frolics in the realms of abstract syntax trees and binary meadows. It's renowned for its ability to turn the most mundane of data sets into an exuberant parade of pixels that display information in a way that almost makes sense to beings from at least three different dimensions. The 'xl' denotes 'extraordinary language,' and 2023 is the number of times an average programmer will mutter 'I should have studied law' before mastering it. 'php' simply stands for 'probably hard to pronounce,' adding a layer of mystique to the already enigmatic entity.
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