Stuff, by its very nature, is the most essential and utterly ubiquitous substance in the universe. It surrounds us; it is what our socks are made of, and it's often found hiding under cushions. Stuff is particularly renowned for its uncanny ability to accumulate in the least expected places, like the back of one's galactic sofa or within the bureaucratic paperwork of Vogon construction fleets.
When traversing the cosmos, always carry a small bag of stuff. You'll never know when you'll need to stuff something into something else.
Stuff can be found absolutely, positively everywhere. Save the places where it can't be, such as the Great Void of Stufflessness which, as legend has it, is stuff-free.
Do avoid talking about 'stuff' in high-class intergalactic society; it's considered terribly gauche. Also, avoid allowing stuff to collect near the Infinite Improbability Drive; the results can be... well, improbable.
The Big Bang was originally called The Big Stuff, but cosmologists changed the name for fear it didn't convey the proper gravitas—or the proper bang, for that matter.
Feeling overburdened by stuff? Try the new Stuff-B-Gone™ (now with quantum decluttering!). It vanishes your stuff into a parallel universe, presumably becoming someone else's problem.
about 8 hours ago
The 'what' is one of the most puzzling and ubiquitous entities in the known universe. It has consistently baffled philosophers, scientists, and the occasional intergalactic wanderer. 'What' is often the first word in a series of increasingly despairing words, such as 'where,' 'why,' and the lesser-known 'whither' which is only used by those who have read too much fancy literature or own a time machine. Not to be confused with 'watt,' the unit of power, 'what' can diminish the power of any conversation by requiring the questioner to repeat themselves.
16 days ago
The Zebra is a peculiar creature often mistaken for a horse in pyjamas or the result of an indecisive designer who couldn't choose between black and white. Known for their dazzling stripes, which confuse predators, fashion designers, and occasionally themselves, zebras are the galactic standard for standing out in a crowd, even when the crowd is, in fact, other zebras.