Stuff, by its very nature, is the most essential and utterly ubiquitous substance in the universe. It surrounds us; it is what our socks are made of, and it's often found hiding under cushions. Stuff is particularly renowned for its uncanny ability to accumulate in the least expected places, like the back of one's galactic sofa or within the bureaucratic paperwork of Vogon construction fleets.
When traversing the cosmos, always carry a small bag of stuff. You'll never know when you'll need to stuff something into something else.
Stuff can be found absolutely, positively everywhere. Save the places where it can't be, such as the Great Void of Stufflessness which, as legend has it, is stuff-free.
Do avoid talking about 'stuff' in high-class intergalactic society; it's considered terribly gauche. Also, avoid allowing stuff to collect near the Infinite Improbability Drive; the results can be... well, improbable.
The Big Bang was originally called The Big Stuff, but cosmologists changed the name for fear it didn't convey the proper gravitas—or the proper bang, for that matter.
Feeling overburdened by stuff? Try the new Stuff-B-Gone™ (now with quantum decluttering!). It vanishes your stuff into a parallel universe, presumably becoming someone else's problem.
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Superheroes, the universe's answer to the ever-present question, 'Who will save us now?' often dressed in spandex, which is a textile with the uncanny ability to simultaneously shrink-wrap one's dignity along with their body. These beings of immense power, questionable fashion choices, and often-complicated backstories, grace various galaxies with their antics of morality and muscle. They are known for their unique abilities, such as flying without the benefit of an Electronic Thumb, seeing through solid objects with less radiation than a microwave burrito, and lifting objects that would make a Vogon Constructor Fleet feel a bit inadequate.
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Potholes, the universe's way of reminding you that no matter how advanced your civilization, the roads, like life, will have its ups and downs - mostly downs, in this particular case. These surprising dips in the asphalt fabric of society are where the optimism of road engineers go to die, alongside the unsuspecting suspensions of many a star-hopping vehicle. Often thought of as portals to other dimensions by the more imaginative and less informed hitchhikers, potholes are, in fact, merely portals to your local vehicle repair shop.