Temp, short for 'temperature,' is a concept that determines whether you'll be comfortably sipping a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster or frantically signaling for a rescue shuttle to escape the icy void of space. It is the universal small talk topic across galaxies and a key element in determining the success of a picnic on any planet with an atmosphere thick enough to serve one. It's also widely used as a measure of how long one can stride gallantly before devolving into a sweat-drenched mess or a human icicle.
Always pack an electronic thumb equipped with the latest thermal comfort index when crossing planetary systems. This way, you are never caught unprepared for a sudden drop or rise in temp.
Temp can be found everywhere, fluctuating indiscriminately from the scorching surfaces of Mercury-esque planets to the frigid voids between star systems. It's notoriously present at your mum's house when she decides it's too cold and at beach parties on Xentax II when it's hotter than a supernova's sneeze.
Avoid extremes. Both the Obsidian Ice Fields of Kravutar and the Molten Lava Lakes of Flamoria boast temps that could flash freeze or vaporize your margarita (and your internal organs) in an instant.
On the planet Thermostata, the inhabitants have developed the ability to adjust their personal temp to suit their mood. This has led to a fascinating culture where one's external temperature signals their emotional state, making poker a rather less popular pastime.
Looking to avoid unpleasant temp surprises? Try the TempMaster 3000: the personal climate control device that guarantees your beer is always chilled, and your coffee hot, no matter the cosmic weather!
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