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Thai food, a culinary concoction so complex in flavors that many believe it was devised by a committee of aromatically obsessed aliens from the V'Ger region, where taste buds are said to cover their entire body. Each dish is a nuanced symphony of spicy, sour, sweet, and salty, with a dash of umami for good measure - which earthlings tell apart by which part of their mouth feels like it's traveling through hyperspace. Indeed, one can expect their palate to embark on a journey more thrilling than bypassing the Vogon constructor fleet on a Thursday afternoon.

Travel Advice

Should one wish to undergo the galactic rite of passage that is consuming Thai food, it is advised to keep a towel handy. Not for the usual reasons, but to dab the inevitable sweat from one's brow.

Where to Find

Authentic Thai food can be found on Earth, specifically in Thailand - the clue is in the name - but also in the Betelgeuse trading colonies, where it is served with a side of zero-gravity sticky rice.

What to Avoid

Travelers should avoid eating Kaeng Phet Pet Yang whilst wearing a white shirt, as the red curry has been known to send vibrant projectiles into orbit around one's attire with the slightest disturbance of space-time (or a sneeze).

Fun Fact

The popular Thai dessert 'Mango Sticky Rice' was once used as a temporary adhesive to seal hull breaches in the small cargo ships of the Gaseous Anomalies Guild. It also doubles as a delightful treat.

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