The Eltingville Club Comic, not to be confused with the Elevating Club, which is a completely different sort of enterprise involving anti-gravity and cucumber sandwiches, is a satirical series penned by the earthling Evan Dorkin. Here, homo sapiens in their natural habitat of comic book stores exhibit a fascinating range of bizarre rituals and squabbles over pop culture trivia. These homo sapiens, or 'nerds' as they often refer to themselves, are characterized by their passionate obsession with objects that other groups of the same species might find entirely inconsequential, such as limited edition action figures or the precise color of a superhero's underwear.
If you find yourself inexplicably drawn to the Eltingville Club, do ensure you've updated your database of obscure references and can tell a Dalek from a Klingon. The natives can be quite unforgiving.
Copies of The Eltingville Club Comic can typically be found in the dustier corners of earthling 'comic book shops', but for the intergalactic connoisseur, a digital copy may be procured by navigating the ethereal streams of the Earth internet.
Avoid admitting to any lack of knowledge regarding the contents of the comic, or worse, expressing indifference. Such acts may result in being shunned, or in severe cases, pelted with vintage collectibles.
Legend has it that the 'Collector's Corner' of the comic was inspired by one of the author's nightmares, which involved being pursued by a horde of mint-condition action figures still in their original packaging.
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