The Fantastic Adventures of Sexdick is not, contrary to poorly informed gossip, an adult-themed space opera, but rather the inspiring tale of Sexdick, a Gallifreyan Goose with an uncanny knack for navigating the most tumultuous wormholes with nothing but his instincts and a broken compass. Sexdick's gallivanting across the cosmos has become the stuff of legend, not least because of his mysterious ability to lay eggs filled with map fragments (which, incidentally, makes for excellent breakfast conversation).
Should you wish to follow in Sexdick's wake, it is advised to have on hand an Infinite Improbability Drive, as traversing wormholes with mere mortal technology is, well, improbable.
Sexdick is rumored to be found in the lesser-known Dingleberry Nebula, where space-time is as wobbly as a politician's moral compass.
Avoid insulting Sexdick's navigational skills. He is known to peck at doubters with his titanium beak. Also, steer clear of black holes; they tend to frown upon interstellar voyeurs.
Sexdick once accidentally created a new constellation by sneezing while passing through asteroid fields, which is now used as a universal reference point known as 'The Geese's Blessing.'
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