A tribble, often mistaken for a furry scone by inexperienced bakers and interstellar travelers, is actually a small, fluffy creature that is most notable for its ability to multiply at a rate that would make a sentient mathematician weep with envy. They are the universal symbol of exponential growth and have often been the reason why space-bound convoys require emergency stops to offload surplus cute-ness. Tribbles come with an in-built purring mechanism that seems specifically designed to tug at the heartstrings of any carbon-based, mildly empathetic life form.
If you are traveling with a tribble, ensure your spaceship has capacious cargo holds, or you risk being cuddled to death by a wave of fur. It is also advisable to pack plenty of snacks; not for you, but for the tribbles—you wouldn't want them deciding you are the snack.
Tribbles can be located in space pet shops, on board luxury liners with lax pet policies, and occasionally, free-floating in asteroid belts where they have been jettisoned by overwhelmed ship crews.
Avoid feeding them. At all costs. Also, keep tribbles away from Klingons, as the ancient feud between the two species often results in a fur-raising ruckus.
It is a little-known fact that tribble fur makes an excellent insulator against hyperspace chills, although harvesting said fur is an exercise in futility due to their rapid regeneration and a slight chance of overrun.
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