Well-knownold, not to be confused with that pesky Well-Known-New, is a curious temporal phenomenon located somewhere between last Wednesday and the time you thought you had a good idea right before falling asleep. It is the collective manifestation of all things we're certain we've heard of before, but can't quite remember where, when, or why they were of any significance.
If you are seeking the Well-knownold, remember to set your temporal coordinates with a margin of error of plus or minus your own lifetime.
Search for the Well-knownold in the dusty corners of the Underlibrary of the planet Bookworld, between the 'Forgotten Biographies' and 'Deja Vu Fiction'.
Avoid confusing Well-knownold with Deja-New, a common mistake that can lead to embarrassing social situations and occasionally, time paradoxes.
The term 'Well-knownold' was first coined by a certain time-traveling linguist who, due to a preposterous miscalculation of scale, ended up too embarrassed to admit he'd actually just forgotten his own birthday.
Considering a trip to the Well-knownold? Don't forget to download the 'Pre-Memory 3000' app, your personal guide to all the things you already knew but forgot you did.
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