Alfanewphp7 is not, as one might think, a disastrous attempt at naming a child by a pair of programmer parents. No, it is, in fact, the much less disastrous, though no less perplexing, designation for the 7th planet in the largely ignored Alfa-New-P System. Renowned for its breathtaking landscapes, which are completely invisible to the naked eye due to perpetual fog, it's a place of wonder, bewilderment, and a high probability of walking into things. The planet's unique atmosphere filters out all logic and reason, leaving visitors in a state not unlike that experienced by goldfish who've forgotten they've just had a rather good idea.